Mario Kart: Fury Road

Even though Mad Max: Fury Road was the Grousest movie I’ve seen for ages, it wasn’t enough to get me to dust off the old keyboard and post something here. Until today … when two of the most Grouse things in the world were brought together in a beautiful new trailer for something that does not exist, but should.


Tim Cook smiled and waved his hands to quiet the crowd. “Hello everyone, I know you’re all excited to hear about the new iPhone 6!” The deafening applause began to calm, and the room slowly became silent. Tim smiled and reached into his pocket. “We’ve gone in a quite different direction this time. This time […]

How To Talk Australians

It’s a lazy Sunday afternoon, and if you’re kicking around with not a lot to do, you should watch this series if you haven’t already. Watch it again if you have. If you’re a foreigner who has stumbled across this site and has questions about Australian culture, watching all of this will help you a […]

Bye, Dinosaur Guy!

Lord Richard Attenborough has died today, leaving behind a substantial legacy of a movie about dinosaurs that was pretty popular. Like that time we lost the Star Wars guy, we’d like to take a moment and reflect upon that one thing he did that we can remember right now. Is there an online petition  we can […]

Cracked Coconut

The Legend of the Booty Coconut

I predict nothing less than chart-topping success for this song. Also, you’re going to have it stuck in your head for a week. Once you’re done there, you’ll want to hear what celebrities may or may not have said about things that  may or may not have been the Booty Coconut. These Fools Be Known […]