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  • Grand Unified Grouse Theory

    Grand Unified Grouse Theory

    We here at this particular branch of the internet comedy factory have been tossing the word “grouse” around since 1997 in some form or another, often in conjunction with pictures of ducks. It’s become a very messy and fragmented thing. Today we’re taking some steps towards putting everything together into a single Pretty Grouse entity.…

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  • Let Me Write Neighbours

    Let Me Write Neighbours

    I’ve heard the news that it’s possible Neighbours may be cancelled in the near future. If this happens, I think there’s a great window for a reboot. I would like to propose myself as the showrunner for this. I last watched an episode of Neighbours in (checks notes) 1988, but I don’t think this matters.…

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  • A Pretty Grouse Show

    A Pretty Grouse Show

    Grouse Media presents for your entertainment a quiz show, if a quiz show was knocked up in a backyard one Sunday afternoon by two blokes who’d had a few too many beers.

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  • We’re back, baby …

    We’re back, baby …

    OK, right. I know it’s been a bit of a delay since the last post, and I haven’t really updated things much here for (checks notes) … five years. That can’t be right, can it? Here’s what’s coming up …

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  • I attended a preview of “The Force Awakens” (in a dream)

    I attended a preview of “The Force Awakens” (in a dream)

    While I was asleep last night, I was unexpectedly allowed to attend a preview screening of The Force Awakens. I guess I should include a big spoiler warning at this point as I have no idea if anything I’m about to reveal is or is not true. It might be. I have no idea.

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